Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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