Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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