awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Come see our sink grown plant.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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