If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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