WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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