I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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