i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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