It's Friday. Sex?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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