"it" just moved
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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