guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I could fuck to npr.
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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