you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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