party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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