this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You were trust falling into bushes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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