I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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