I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
