Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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