Capitaan dildo arrescate!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I did not marry a roomba.
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