Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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