hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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