If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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