Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
