For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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