You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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