can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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