The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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