Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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