I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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