: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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