she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you never un-have a 4some
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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