I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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