Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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