She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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