How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
