literally had 100 drinks last night.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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