I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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