ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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