I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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