THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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