On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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