he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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