So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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