I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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