All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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