If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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