Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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