Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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