I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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