I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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