you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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