even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
