no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I party with great urgency now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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