hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think people are normalizing furries
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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