matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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