well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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