Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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