Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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